Ek Gore Aadmi Ka Kala Bachcha Paida Hua Tabhi Vah Apani Patni Ke Pas Jakar Bola "Yaar Main Bhi Gora Tum Bhi Gori To Ye Bachcha Kaise Kala Ho Gaya?" Patni Boli "Darling Main Bhi Hot Tum Bhi Hot Shayad Bachcha Jal Gaya Hoga"
Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Se: Itane Udaas Kyon Ho? Aadmi: Patni Se Jhagada Hua Tha Usne Kaha Ki Vo Mujh Se 30 Din Baat Nahin Karegi Dost: To Fir Itne Udas Kyon Ho? Tumhe To Khush Hona Chahiye Aadmi: Aaj Aakhiri Din Hai Na Isiliye!
Relve Station Par Pati Patni Ko Lene Gae Patni: Dekho Vo Aadmi Kitna Khush Dikhai De Raha Hai Pati: Wo Apni Patni Ko Chhodne Aaya Hai Lene Nahin
Patipatni Ke Bich Jhagada Chal Raha Tha Pati: Main Koi Darta Nahin Hu Tumse Patni: Darte To Tum Ho Pahli Baar Jab Mere Ghar Aaye The To Pure Sau Aadmi Saath Laaye The Aur Mujhe Dekho Main Akeli Hi Chali I Thi Baat Karte Ho
Do Aadmi Apas Men Bat Kar Rahe The Pahla Aadmi: Yaar Main Apni Bivi Se Bahut Pareshan Hu Dusra Aadmi: Kyon? Pahla Aadmi: Yaar Meri Bivi Sab Kuch Banana Janti Hai Par Fir Bhi Ghar Par Kabhi Khana Nahin Banati Dusra Aadmi: Yar Tum To Bahut Khushkismat Ho Meri Bivi Ko Khana Banana Bhi Nahin Aata Par Fir Bhi Khana Banati Rahti Hai